- Cherringham — A Cosy Crime Series
- The Authors
- Main Characters
- The Body in the Lake
- 1. Gracious Hosts
- 2. Entente Cordiale
- 3. The Island on the Lake
- 4. The Morning After
- 5. The Body
- 6. Simon
- 7. The Second Boat
- 8. A Party of Suspects
- 9. Talking Turkey
- 10. Smooth Operator
- 11. Dinner and Questions
- 12. Simon’s Story
- 13. The Truth
- 14. Secrets of the Hall
- 15. Afternoon Tea
- 16. Entente not so Cordiale
- 17. Met by Moonlight
- 18. A Little R & R
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Cherringham — A Cosy Crime Series
“Cherringham — A Cosy Crime Series” is a series made up of self-contained stories. A new episode is released each month. The series is published in English as well as in German, and is only available in e-book form.
Matthew Costello (US-based) is the author of a number of successful novels, including Vacation (2011), Home (2014) and Beneath Still Waters (1989), which was adapted by Lionsgate as a major motion picture. He has written for The Disney Channel, BBC, SyFy and has also designed dozens of bestselling games including the critically acclaimed The 7th Guest, Doom 3, Rage and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Neil Richards has worked as a producer and writer in TV and film, creating scripts for BBC, Disney, and Channel 4, and earning numerous Bafta nominations along the way. He’s also written script and story for over 20 video games including The Da Vinci Code and Starship Titanic, co-written with Douglas Adams, and consults around the world on digital storytelling.
His writing partnership with NYC-based Matt Costello goes back to the late 90’s and the two have written many hours of TV together. Cherringham is their first crime fiction as co-writers.
Jack Brennan is a former NYPD homicide detective who lost his wife a year ago. Being retired, all he wants is peace and quiet. Which is what he hopes to find in the quiet town of Cherringham, UK. Living on a canal boat, he enjoys his solitude. But soon enough he discovers that something is missing — the challenge of solving crimes. Surprisingly, Cherringham can help him with that.
Sarah Edwards is a web designer who was living in London with her husband and two kids. Two years ago, he ran off with his sexy American boss, and Sarah’s world fell apart. With her children she moved back to her home town, laid-back Cherringham. But the small town atmosphere is killing her all over again — nothing ever happens. At least, that’s what she thinks until Jack enters her life and changes it for good or worse …
1. Gracious Hosts
Sarah turned off the main road and pulled up at the pillared gatehouse to Repton Hall. She looked up at the stone columns: on each stood a bronze stag. The tall wrought-iron gates that stood between them and protected the Estate were closed but as she prepared to get out and…
… do what? Ring a bell? Do places like this even have doorbells?
… they magically opened.
She glanced up at the stuccoed entrance walls. Nestled discreetly beneath one of the stags she spotted a camera. Somewhere within the Estate, she realised, a security guard was watching her on a monitor.
Clearly her tatty old Rav-4 had passed the test — and now she understood why Simon Repton’s secretary had asked for her registration number.
As she drove through the gates, past the tasteful steel sign — ‘Repton Hall: Country House and Conference Centre’ — she remembered how, only a couple of years ago, there had been rumours that the Repton family, house and all, were heading for bankruptcy.
This was quite the turnaround.
From the looks of it, the long driveway had recently been re-laid, and as she travelled along it towards the imposing Queen Anne mansion which glowed in the afternoon sunshine, she could see they’d also spent a fortune on the gardens.
The trees were shaped and pruned; the rolling meadows trim; fences freshly painted — and to one side of the house the famous ornamental lake sparkled.
Last time she’d been here — to a rather sad agricultural show two summers ago — the lake had been stagnant and green. But now its waters were clear and on the little island at its centre, the Georgian folly — a classical temple — stood proud again.
Sarah smiled to herself. In part she and Jack must have been responsible for this miraculous turn-around. Some time ago they’d solved the mystery of a missing Roman artefact on Repton land — the successful case had benefited the redoubtable Lady Repton to the tune of half a million, so the rumours went.
But now as she drove past the side of the house towards the ‘conference car park’ she guessed that the Reptons must have picked up at least another million elsewhere to complete this transformation.
For, behind the graceful mansion, a low brick-and-timber extension had been added, with cool clear lines that suggested the work of an expensive architect.
This was the conference centre — where in a couple of hours she was going to deliver her little performance…
The car park was nearly full but she found a space, grabbed her MacAir, locked up, and headed to the side entrance.
“Hey, nice timing,” said a voice behind her.
She turned to see Simon Repton himself walking round the side of the house. Lean, tanned, in a charcoal hand-made suit, Simon exuded money, confidence, charm, and success.
At least that’s what he thinks, thought Sarah.
Slimy Simey — that’s what her assistant Grace had called him, and Sarah had to work hard not to say the name to his face.
“Simon,” she said. “How lovely to see you again.”
Simon approached and gave her a kiss on each cheek, lingering just a little longer than was quite necessary.
“We’re still at the champers stage, so you’ve got plenty of time to set up.”
“Everything going okay?”
“Absolument parfait!” he said with a faux-Gallic shrug, his boyish fringe swinging across his eyes. “Our guests are having a tres bonne temps!”
“How wonderful that you speak French,” said Sarah, guessing that she should acknowledge the performance.
“One of the benefits of an awfully expensive education, Sarah,” he said. “Though to be honest, I do believe the esteemed delegation representing St. Martin sur Mer has a better grasp of English than most of our staff.”
“That’s good, because the presentation’s going to be entirely in English — some of it Cherringham English too.”
“I’m sure you’ll make it clear as day, babes.”
Slimy Simey indeed.
“And I wouldn’t worry over-much,” he continued. “I’m told we’re a shoo-in. Your little PowerPoint’s just the icing on the cake.”
“Terrific,” said Sarah, thinking about the hours that she and Grace had slaved over it, hoping it was worth more than just the icing.
“Not that we can do without it, of course,” Simon said hastily, obviously spotting the dismay on Sarah’s face, “After all, it’s the official reason they’ve flown over here to see us!”
Sarah was impressed with his quick recovery.
“Why don’t I show you to the media room and you can get yourself all Wi-Fi’d and ready to go?”
He put an arm around her shoulder and steered her towards a door in the new block. She pulled away a few inches, letting the unwanted limb dangle in air before falling.
“I think, by the way, you’ll find the whole thing pretty damned state of the art,” he said. “Cost Granny a fortune!”
They entered the building and Sarah could see the long corridor that led back to the main house — impeccably decorated, with cedar floors, soft-toned wood panelling, and fabric walls.
On one side of the corridor was a line of oil portraits of grim-faced Reptons past and present. On the other, framed black-and-white photos showed armies of house staff, standing to attention on the steps of the house.
“Family tradition,” said Simon as Sarah leaned in to examine one of the photos. “Every Boxing Day for a hundred years the grateful Estate workers grabbed their bonus and lined up for the team photo.”
“Quite a collection,” said Sarah.
“Daddy’s archive,” said Simon. “I’ve been digitising it. Yanks love it.”
Then, with a tap to the shoulder, Simon steered her the other way towards the ‘media room’.
“Lots of break-out areas for brainstorming,” he said on the way, pointing out rooms off to the side, each filled with sofas, cushions, and low tables. “And through here we’ve got the leisure centre.”
“Very impressive,” said Sarah.
“Isn’t it? Pool and gym aren’t open yet, but the hot tub, steam rooms and sauna block is up and running. Hope you’ll join us after dinner for a little fun?”
“Ah, hmm,” she said quickly. “You know how it is — working mum — got to be home by midnight.”
Simon looked disappointed.
“Pumpkin time, huh?” he said. “Shame. I was hoping you’d stay over. Anyway—”
Dream on, she thought.
He stopped by one door and opened it to reveal a small lecture theatre with cinema style seats, a screen and a presentation area.
“And here’s the media room. Get yourself sorted — and I’ll bring the mob through in an hour.”
With that, Sarah watched him turn and go — as if he’d suddenly realised there was more fun to be had elsewhere.
“Toodle pip!” he said as he left.
The door swung shut and Sarah looked around the room.
Could be a West End screening room, she thought, taking her laptop and setting it down on a table at the front.
Let’s hope they like what I’m going to show them…
Sarah moved in a way she hoped looked confident across the stage in front of the presentation screen and clicked for the next slide.
Public presentations weren’t really her forte, but this seemed to be going well. All eyes were on her, and despite the amount of champagne consumed, the audience appeared to be totally with her.
“So, here in Cherringham we hope you agree that the business case is clear. The social value. The cultural importance. Our two villages are the perfect fit — St. Martin and Cherringham — both deeply proud of their long history, confident of a long future. Friendly, outward-looking, hospitable. Have there ever been two better candidates for twinning?”
Even in the low light of the room, Sarah could see smiling faces, nodding heads.
And she knew it wasn’t just the effect of the stream of hors d’oeuvres and bubbly which Simon’s army of waiters had been pouring for the last hour.
“Finally — who better to join in what I hope will be a happy occasion — the children of Cherringham themselves…”
Stepping to one side, she clicked play on the last video and took a deep breath of relief.
Up on the screen the kids of Cherringham Primary sang their hearts out in a raucous, affectionate ‘open letter’ to the mayor and deputy mayor of St. Martin, telling them they should “do it for the kids” and sign that agreement “Toot Sweet!”
She scanned the audience. There were plenty of faces she recognised — the great and the good of Cherringham. Tony Standish — her old friend and family solicitor; Cecil Cauldwell, local property bigwig; Harry Howden — no-nonsense owner of Howdens Holdings, one of the biggest agri-businesses in the area; June Rigby, chair of the parish council; Lee Jones, vice-chair. There were several other familiar faces from the village — but not people she could actually name.
All were gathered here for a weekend of wine and fine dining to persuade the mercurial French delegation to finally agree to a twinning arrangement — a proposition to become “sister” villages — which had been in the works for over a year.
She looked at the two visitors from St. Martin — the mayor and his deputy.
Laurent Bourdin — built like a bull — though one aged by a lifetime of brandy and Gauloises, she guessed.
And Marie Duval — slight, elegant, aloof, and beautiful.
They were smiling. Good sign? Perhaps. By all accounts, they were proving tough nuts to crack…
Sarah hoped that her contribution might just make up their minds at last.
On a final crashing chord the house lights went up and Sarah was thrilled to see her little audience rise to their feet laughing and applauding.
Simon came over from the side, clapping her…
“Ladies and gentlemen, Madame et Monsieur le maire — our very own Sarah Edwards, giving you the real human reason why we all hope you’ll give your blessing this weekend to our historic and ambitious twinning proposal!”
The good-natured applause continued.
“Now, if you’d all make your way to the Queen Mary room — dinner is about to be served!”
Sarah waited while Simon ushered the crowd away. At the door he turned back to her:
“Totally fab, Sarah — not a wrong note. Awesome.”
“Now come on — let’s get them drunk, give ’em a pen and force the Frenchies to sign!”
Sarah couldn’t fault his enthusiasm. Whether he was in it for himself, the Reptons or the village — Simon certainly gave his all for the cause.
2. Entente Cordiale
“Leave the EU? No way, Laurent! There’s still a few bob to be made, ain’t that right, Harry?”
Lee Jones, vice-chair of Cherringham Council and owner of a local luxury 4WD franchise, grinned at Harry Howden then turned to Sarah sitting next to him and winked.
“Harry won’t be happy until his Turkey-Pops are filling every freezer in Europe,” Lee continued.
Across the dining table Laurent Bourdin raised his glass to Lee: “Just as long as I don’t have to eat them, Messieurs…”
“I have to say I’m with you on that one, Monsieur Bourdin,” said Tony from further down the table. “No offence intended, Harry old chap.”
“None taken,” said Harry Howden raising his glass with what looked to Sarah like a very weary smile. “But I don’t see the problem with exporting a little modern food-industry know-how to our friends in St. Martin—”
“We welcome it,” said Marie Duval.
Sarah turned to see the French deputy mayor smiling graciously — and looking directly not at Harry Howden, but at Lee.
“And in return perhaps we can introduce you to some of the more sophisticated pleasures of French culture.”
“Looking forward to it already,” said Lee raising his glass back at her.
“Would that be before or after the cricket match?” said a voice from the far end of the table.
Everyone already pretty lubricated, Sarah could tell.
“No, I forbid it!” said Laurent banging his hand down on the table in mock outrage. “There will be no cricket in St. Martin — non!”
“Put that in the contract, Tony!” shouted Simon from the head of the table.
“Not another bloody clause!” came a voice from somewhere.
“Anything Brussels can do, we can do better—”
“Throw another crate of this red in and I’ll sign anything,” said Lee. “Amazing!”
Sarah joined in the laughter and hardly noticed her glass being filled.
But it was too late to say no to more wine.
Somewhere between the fish, the sorbet, and the meat courses, Sarah had given up her promise to herself that she wouldn’t drink. The quality stuff was on offer tonight. How could she refuse?
Yes — she had to be up early to take Daniel to football, yes — she had a week’s housework to do, yes — she’d promised to go through Chloe’s essay on Anthony and ...